10 Reasons to Become Vegetarian

  1. Health.
  2. Talking down to others.
  3. Fruit is just so delicious.
  4. Never again feel warm, just like a cursed vampire.
  5. You’re Quidditch skills will improve tenfold.
  6. You will finally have the nemesis you always wanted in the faceless entity that is the fast food industry.
  7. The high cost of organic foods will make you feed like you’re helping out your fellow man. (And I guess you are.)
  8. Salad is the new black.
  9. Rotten salad is the new compost.
  10. You’ll constantly get to ask people, “Are you actually eating that!?”

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