The Bored’s Prayer

Our lord a division of Exxon,
hollow is thy game.

Thy kingdom buns, thy will be crumbs,
on Earth cuz it’s full of weapons.

Give us this day our free wifi.
And forgive us our NSFW searches,
as we forgive dogs for peeing on carpets.

Don’t gimme that shit,
but I will take extra hot sauce.

For yous be the baddest ass bitch on two wheels,
at least until next season.

Amen.

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